Wednesday, October 18, 2006
Housekeeping
A few of the readers who actually swing by this site (rather than getting their Cheez on via RSS feed) have asked about the new[ish] masthead. Yes indeed, there is a story behind (ha!) the new theme. Some time ago, after listening to me meander to the conclusion that my epic inability to find jeans that fit is because I frequent stores that cater to the demographic equivalent of Wonderbread, one of my darker-skinned friends commented laconically, "You got ass for a white girl!" To her credit, she managed to make it sound something like a compliment.
Why yes, I DO score higher than the average whitebred in the butt-to-body-mass ratio. Come, take shelter in the shadow of my excellence!
Just in case you're wondering, that's not my derriere pictured in the masthead. It's a stunt butt.
White and Nerdy
I have never played World of Warcraft---nor do I intend to, because seriously, JUST SAY NO---but damn if I haven't cackled with glee over the WoW dance videos on Google and YouTube. Here is another! And another! And yet another! Ooo, look, this one has the Numa Numa song!
The dance moves in these videos came from various sources compiled here, if you're interested.
(By the way, I'm not at all embarrassed about the obvious amount of time that went into "researching" these many fine videos. Ahem.)
Yet Another Activity I Will Be Performing While Wearing Rubber Gloves
Have you noticed the infrequency of the updates 'round this joint? Yeah, I've been working a lot recently. A. LOT. Which also means a lot of time on the road driving to and from the office. In addition to seeing people driving in bumper to bumper traffic while eating breakfast, putting on makeup, reading the newspaper and - I swear I am not making this up - watching a portable DVD player, I have seen people flossing their teeth. Seriously, that can't wait until you get to the office?!
Also, I am simply astounded by the high percentage of people drive with a finger or two lodged up their noses. Hey, commuters? Those clear things known as windows that are all around your cars? I can see you through them, and I want you to STOP PICKING YOUR NOSE. RIGHT NOW.
Unfortunately, bearing witness to these horrors has pretty much eliminated the possibility that in the future I will ever buy a used car or drive a rental car. Because I have come to the realization that (1) whatever the nose pickers picked out will need to be deposited somewhere and (2) if they had a tissue handy for that they probably would have used it in the first place. I'm just saying.
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