Thursday, May 26, 2005
Dave Navarro has a blog. (Well OF COURSE he does.) Not only that, evidently it's a B-list blog.
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Tuesday, May 24, 2005
Does anyone know why this bird was following us at Disney's Epcot Center? Anyone wanna guess?
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Sunday, May 22, 2005
...And we're back! Details coming soon.
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Saturday, May 14, 2005
The Jesus Tomato
There's this little problem I get every year as soon as the last snow melts away: the compulsion to buy quantities of plants "for the garden." History has shown that one-half or less of these plants will actually make it into the garden. The remainder roast to death in their little nursery pots. I buy more plants anyway. I cannot help myself. The flowers are so lovely, they make my credit card go DOING DOING DOING.
About a week ago we picked up two healthy-looking tomato plants and temporarily put them in our laundry room. One of the tomato plants immediately wilted upon entering the house. I have never seen such a fast, non-trauma-related death of a plant. It just shriveled up and died overnight. The other one continued to thrive.
Tonight while I was getting rid of the tomato plant corpse, I noticed the grower tag for the first time. The plant originally came from a nursey named Help From Above Farm, which uses the slogan Looking to Jesus.
"Sean!" I yelled, "We bought a JESUS TOMATO!"
Sean yelled back, "Not only that, YOU KILLED THE JESUS TOMATO!"
In my own defense, I'd like to point out that I didn't actually do anything to the plant to cause its death, other than bring it into the house. Is it a bad sign that my home is apparently highly toxic to religious vegetables? And will I go to Hell for that?
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Friday, May 13, 2005
The lovely Beth of so the fish said... requested that comments be enabled here, and well, who am I to deny happiness to a pregnant lady?
They're enabled, y'all! Now go forth and comment.
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Monday, May 09, 2005
Yesterday started off with a spontaneous "I love you, Mommy!" when I got Sophie out of her crib in the morning, and ended with some cuddling and more "I love you"s at bedtime. Except for when she refused to eat the dinner I made and referred to it as "fried bird poo"*, I'd say it was a perfect Mother's Day.
* And all I could think of to say was, "Where did you learn the word fried?"
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Friday, May 06, 2005
The resemblance is shocking.
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Wednesday, May 04, 2005
The message inside my fortune cookie read, "Maybe you will go to the moon in the next century." So I was sitting there doing the obligatory eating of the cookie and grumbling to myself that in the next century I will be ONE-HUNDRED-AND-DEAD YEARS OLD, so what kind of stupid fortune is that?! when I realized that OH MY GOD. THIS COOKIE MIGHT BE INVENTORY LEFTOVER FROM THE LAST CENTURY.
There aren't enough food preservatives in the world to make me feel good about eating a six year old cookie.
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Tuesday, May 03, 2005
For people who can't get enough meat: bacon-shaped bandages.
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