Sunday, July 18, 2004
For some reason, Hilary Duff grates my nerves like no other teen celebrity past or present. How much does she annoy me, you ask? More than even the collective New Kids on the Block annoyed me 15 years ago, back when I was the only 13 year old girl in my class who wasn't swooning over DannyDonnieJoeyJonJordan. Remember them? They were "hanging tough" in their coordinated outfits and used more styling product than a Southern socialite uses to create Big Pageant Hair. Very convincing. Fortunately, their presence was limited to the recording industry and the standard amount of merchandising.
Hilary Duff achieves unsurpassed levels of irritatingness because she is so ubiquitous right now. She's currently hocking a new movie, the soundtrack on which she sings [remakes of Go-gos songs that were originally recorded BEFORE SHE WAS BORN], and of course her clothing line which is oh-so-creatively named "Stuff by Duff".
And now, for a limited time only (GAWD, let's hope!), in conjunction with "A Cinderella Story", Hilary is available to send "hilarious talking E-mail and phone messages to all your friends". Even better news, as one of my friends discovered last night: this service is gay friendly! Been thinking dirty thoughts about those hottie same-sex friends of yours? Now you can let them know, courtesy of Hilary Duff! Also, this would make a lovely parting gift to one's boss if one is burning the bridge on the way out of a job, don't you agree?
Just, you know, suggestions. Because it MATTERS to me that Hilary gets as much exposure as possible.
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