Friday, January 02, 2004
...they let me shop without a helmet
I've been having a "comfortable waistband" type of week. If you don't know what that means, you're probably a guy or a very young female and won't appreciate the rest of this post, either. Run along, now.
Around lunchtime on New Year's Eve, I decided that sweatpants weren't really festive enough for a New Year's gathering and headed to the closest clothing store (Old Navy) to find casual-yet-stretchy black pants. After about 10 exasperated minutes of poking through racks of clothes that come in only two styles ("low rise" and "I can see your buttcrack"), I found a pair of sale black stretch velvet bootcut pants with a wide flat waistband. Bingo! Having no time for the fitting room, I marched straight to the checkout line.
When I tried them on at home, the only weirdness was a slightly floppy waistband. My waist is disproportionately small, though less so now than before the baby, and I'm used to having extra room in the waistband area. Anyway, these pants were a super bargain so I just decided to wear them paired with a longish sweater. New Year's gathering went fine, pants were comfortable, yadda yadda.
Today while doing laundry, I fished the new pants out of the hamper, went to check the care label inside the waistband and discovered that I had not only purchased but publicly worn maternity pants. On a non-pregnant body that intends to stay that way. The scream I uttered at that moment sent several of the pets fleeing for safety.
Hereafter I will at least check the label a little more closely before buying and wearing something. In the meantime, if anyone needs a pair of size small slightly used black velvet maternity pants, you've come to the right place.
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